*PROBLEM SOLVED*

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Finally gotcha alone! Listen up, you. I dunno what you do to her, but whenever she steps offa ya, she's in a real pissy mood! And when Momma ain't happy, she can be hell to live with! Now stay put while I grab a hammer!

Ai juss kant deel wiff teh skreamz!

...where, due to a slight

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...where, due to a slight miscalculation of scale, the witch, Hansel, Gretel, the Woodcutter and his mean wife were all eaten by a small cat...

The "Scales of Just Is"

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The "Scales of Just Is" always give the same answer... "That's just the weight things are."

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