Finally gotcha alone! Listen up, you. I dunno what you do to her, but whenever she steps offa ya, she's in a real pissy mood! And when Momma ain't happy, she can be hell to live with! Now stay put while I grab a hammer!
Ai juss kant deel wiff teh skreamz!
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The "Scales of Just Is" always give the same answer... "That's just the weight things are."
Cuteness Scale: 0 to 10 I iz an elebenty
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