You mean sarcastic insults.
Don't be mean; BE MEME! Meme Animals is just a click away!
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? Who cares, I'm a beaver.
This is my kitty, Munchkin, relaxing on the bed. She's taking a break from her grueling schedule of treats, and cuddles, and sink faucets turned on at her every request. Life's rough.
Yeah, it's swell. May I have my paper bag back now, please?
Having fun with your new label maker, hmm?