ai will b happy 2 taek any teh fud u dunt want!
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
Nature sure is majestic, isn't it?
yea u show dat sammich whoz boss!
Last week the sammich-sharin seemed frightfully inequal. Dat's okay. U dunt see very well. Today I have brought you a nife an yer glasses. What say we even things up a bit?
y shud u hab sammich but nawt meh?
I see that you haz cheese sammich.... ...and I has NO cheese sammich.
ok u want me 2 maek u a cheezburger?
I iz Sandmich. Please apply Tunafish
Ai hab dreemed ob dis foar so long...