Now lissen, ball! There's gonnas be sum nu rules!
ai had 2 do dis wif mai hooman, too!
Can't heer yur rules Earz too small
THIS is the RING that rules them ALL!
Now that I've adopted you let's get a few things straight before we get home human...
u will neber be lonlee again!
AIRPLANE ETIQUETTE: THE PERSON IN THE MIDDLE GETS BOTH ARMRESTS. AISLE GUY GETS LEGROOM/BATHROOM ACCESS, WINDOW GUY GETS THE WINDOW AND A PLACE TO REST HIS HEAD. DON'T BE GREEDY.
Kitteh solitaire has slightly different rules