mai revenges i plots it

Nyan nyan nyah! Wuz dat wirth loozing a fingurr?

Painting my claws pretty colors was a complete waste of time 'cause nobody's gonna see them after they're covered in your blood.

And do you see the person who attempted to give you a "Baff" in the courtroom today?

The doilies are a nice touch, but you're going to have a hard time explaining their presence to your proctologist.