WATER IN THE BOTTLE
WINE IN THE GLASS
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
I'm down with God
Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...
Some days I look to the sky, and I thank Ceiling Cat for life, the World, and everything in it. Some days I look to the sky, and I see a cloud that looks like a taco
This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."