He iz teh king ob relaxin... and bawxes!
Where to poop... So many choices.
"Spay day," you said. "Fun and relaxing," you said. You suck.
I'll take a mai tai and instead of the little umbrella, could you just plop some goldfish in there? Thanks!
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