If every day is a gift... I want today's gift receipt.

i shud refink sum ob mai decisionz.

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

Here is a list of my demands. Now take them to the hoomans and tell them once they're met I'll release the dog. Okai, but dis is just an old McDonalds receipt....