an den frodo an da sebben dwarfs simply walked into mordor srsly, yuz gonna haf to lern tu read...
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
" and shining morning face, creeping like a snail unwillingly to school" Shakespeare Snail in school? Dis guy's a putz dat's fur shur.
so you're reading me a story about a cat with an eating disorder. nice. now that the gloves are off, how long's it been since you had a date?
I`m in ur room reading ur diary
Betsey had clearly been reading Jane Austen again
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