200 pages into it and not a single killing or bird sighting they should've called it To Bore a Cat

"Ask not for whom teh bell tolls" Why teh hell not?

Mommmm! He been readin twilite agin!

Iz makin peaz!

PALMISTRY KITTY Sees sum cute in ur life

Wen I read about teh dangers uv drinking, I gave up... burb ...reading

now that chuck testa is played out can we get back to me?