When that rat comes for the cheese, I'll be ready for him.
After the incident with the dead rat in the Gucci bag, Susan was understandably suspicious of her "birthday present".
"When he opens the cage door, I'LL knock him out...YOU get his car keys."
One day I'd like to be surprised with a nice tomato juice or some fruit punch
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