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Kittehz r berry, berry inturestin!
Why are there no voting buttons? Ohai, Cheezfrends! As we mentioned last week, we have temporarily removed voting buttons from our front pages. However, voting will be back (and better than ever) in the near future! Read more about the changes here.
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how awful! are you hurt real bad? this is terrible! now who will feed me? and how long will you need my couch?
I'll take questions now... Mr President! how do you respond to the rumors that you've fathered 645 illegitimate children?