dats 1 bad joke... hers anuthr!

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

Yup. Yup. I aint cumplainin. Started out wif nuthin. Still got most of it.

Why were the three wise men covered in soot? They had come from a far. Please bring some food before he tells another one.

What you calls a goggie with no legs? Duznt matter..he ain't gonna comes!