Well, hello there,

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Well, hello there, Mr. burglar. For your information: I have a loaded cat and I'm not afraid to use it.

I knight thee Sir Stoopy.

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No no no chainmail onlee proteks you frum meh claws if YOU wear it. Stoopy hoomin.

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