YOU DO KNOW THAT HANGING GOOD LUCK DICE ON A BAD LUCK CAT IS KIND OF LIKE TRYING TO DIVIDE BY ZERO, RIGHT?
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The game had been tense, but friendly enough. Then Steve tried to annex Portugal, and the room became decidedly chillier.
Wy duz brekfust hav to come in da Mornin??
If teh nayburs wantz to tawk abowt paternaty tests, I'z nawt heer.
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