YOU DO KNOW THAT HANGING GOOD LUCK DICE ON A BAD LUCK CAT IS KIND OF LIKE TRYING TO DIVIDE BY ZERO, RIGHT?
Tango immediately regretted instinctively digging his claws in.
The doohickey has uncoupled from the thingamabob. Bring me the duct tape.
The game had been tense, but friendly enough. Then Steve tried to annex Portugal, and the room became decidedly chillier.
Wy duz brekfust hav to come in da Mornin??
If teh nayburs wantz to tawk abowt paternaty tests, I'z nawt heer.
I've often thought of taking flying lessons. The only problem is that I'm afraid of heights, machines, high speeds, parachutes, and dying. My Magic Cape will have to do.
Shoplifting and Social Media Bragging Really Don't Mix
Go Make Us Proud!
10 Amazing Bets You Will Always Win
With Customer Service Like This, of COURSE People Want to ...
A Playing Armadillo is as Adorably Roly Poly as you Would ...
What If Disney Princesses Were Sloths
You Are Doing it Wrong of the Day: Three Ford Mustangs Try ...
Your Brain is Weak and Playing Tricks on You: None of These ...
Give This One a Second to Sink In...
Photoshop Battle of the Day: The Unimpressed Lizard
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more