YOU DO KNOW THAT HANGING GOOD LUCK DICE ON A BAD LUCK CAT IS KIND OF LIKE TRYING TO DIVIDE BY ZERO, RIGHT?
Tango immediately regretted instinctively digging his claws in.
The doohickey has uncoupled from the thingamabob. Bring me the duct tape.
The game had been tense, but friendly enough. Then Steve tried to annex Portugal, and the room became decidedly chillier.
Wy duz brekfust hav to come in da Mornin??
If teh nayburs wantz to tawk abowt paternaty tests, I'z nawt heer.
I've often thought of taking flying lessons. The only problem is that I'm afraid of heights, machines, high speeds, parachutes, and dying. My Magic Cape will have to do.
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