Well here's your problem You plugged your headphones into your printer

YOU MIGHT HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM

You gotta be more assertive! When I refused to move, I never expected you to just accept it and iron your stuff on the floor!

I see the problem There's a LOLcat in your window

Well here's your problem... my paw is in the way

Freddit's tap dansing problumz wuz kummensurate wiff his drinking problumz.

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?