She's a bit upset about my gift. I would REALLY advise joining me.
Iss okay, Ai'm gud at dis.
Wutz up wif dis? I sed kash or gif kards.
ai wrote a wishlist an ebberything...
Take Maus. IS GIFT.
two tips for yewr birfdai forgit tha past, you can't change it. forgit tha present, I didn't git yew one.
wei 2 crush mai dreemz, kitteh...
U cawled fur an ebil minion? 'K. Ize here nao. Whut U need?
aifinkso ebil iz a bery relatif turm.
Don't believe that statement? Just watch this video, and then I am fairly confident you'll understand the correctness of it.
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He'll find out exactly what I think of him... ...when he puts his hat on!
itz a bery speshul kind ob prezzie...