Chaz prefers to express "Floor is LAVA!" through interpretive dance.

ah... screw it just give me the bottle and a straw

i'd rathur hav da nip

Yes, kittehs kan tawlk tu hoomins, but we choozes nawt tu coz we lieks to hab inteligenz conbersashuns.

Skratchy post not as gud it no skreem n cry like u

Long Cat's brother, known as Longer Than Regular Cats But Not Extroardinarily Long Cat... ...Strangely, he prefers to be called George.