wherez the wrubba duckies?
did he run way frum hoem?
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.
goggie seyz relax!
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
Didju pik up mai faborit collar frum teh drykleeners? Coz ai wunna luk nice fur mai date!
r u goin on a blaind furst d8t?
Geee....Thanks Mom, with all this fur I really needed another layer of insulation.
atleest itz nawt an uglee sweeter.
"I'm not fat! I'm just fluffy! Fluffy, do you here me? Fuffy!"
r u shur ur not fat?
I will adorabilize your face. Don't tempt me!
get rdy 2 b adorabalized!