I believe it is what they call a 'boyfriend'.
Do we kill it?
No... we drive it slowly insane.
der iz no room 4 him here...
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
I sincerely hope no one in this household was planning on cooking or, you know, having a bowl of cereal.
You switched to Google Chrome
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BREAK INTO PARANOID PARROT'S HOUSE DON'T MOVE ANYTHING, LEAVE DOOR CRACKED OPEN
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Do you mind? My minions and I are plotting.