I really, really hate

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I really, really hate this new bargain health insurance plan... Shut up and stop moving. The CAT scan is almost done.

but itz dr. tinycat approovd!

WHY BILL GATES IS A BILLIONAIRE

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WHY BILL GATES IS A BILLIONAIRE HE KNEW THAT IF AN ORANGE CAT COULD PLAY SOLITAIRE, SO COULD MILLIONS OF WINDOZE USERS!

Should Have Thought It Through A Little More

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THE LAST PART OF EDNA'S PLAN WAS THE TRICKIEST: HOW TO STRING TED'S BODY UP FROM THE CEILING FAN SO IT LOOKED LIKE A SUICIDE

To catch a mouse

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Stage 1 of Toms plan to catch the most famous mouse in the world was complete.

"When he opens

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"When he opens the cage door, I'LL knock him out...YOU get his car keys."

Had to give up

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Had to give up the monorail job, no benefits. This one has health care and a retirement plan.