Stage 1 of Toms plan to catch the most famous mouse in the world was complete.
"When he opens the cage door, I'LL knock him out...YOU get his car keys."
Had to give up the monorail job, no benefits. This one has health care and a retirement plan.
evil genius plan for world domination even more fun to think about once the nips kicks in
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