uuuuh dats sweet but no tanks!
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
awww cmere n gimme a hug!
GOOD THING YOU R HOME! SOMEONE TOOK A DUMP IN THE HALLWAY!
ai fink u need 2 pologize!
nao dis is a dog bed.
Sorry my Pit Bull went against your stereotypes and LICKED your face instead of biting it off.
May teh hotdog rize tu meet yu. May teh kitteh be alwayz at yur bak. May teh sun giv yu warmz and May der alwayz be a fier hydrant wen yu need wun.
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