This wee lil' piggy sure is living the life. She gets a comfy carriage, all the soda she wants, and adoring fans like us to squee at her all day long.
"Widdle pigs, widdle pigs, let us in!"
"Not by the floof on our chiny-chin-chins!"
"Then we'll huff, and we'll puff, and we'll SQUEE your house in!"
This widdle piggy went to the Daily Squee, and this widdle piggy stayed home. This widdle piggy had all the spots, and this widdle piggy had none. And THIS widdle piggy made me "SQUEE!!!" all the way home.