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Via: Mariee Kovacs
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YOU MUST HAVE BEEN BORN IN PEARL HARBOR CAUSE BABY YOU DA BOMB

EXCUSE ME BUT I'M LOOKING FOR WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION

BABY I'LL MAKE YOU SEE STARS AND STRIPES

ARE YOU FROM TENNESSEE? BECAUSE AMERICA

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Via: Pleated Jeans
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Cheezburger recommends leaving these pickup lines to their respective animals; please don't try these yourselves. We cannot be held responsible for any black eyes incurred after one's drunken impersonation of an ostrich in a nightclub.

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