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You'll have so much fun at So Much Pun!
CALL ME THE GARBAGEMAN
Cause I want to handle YOUR JUNK.
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Hey I just met you,
and this is crazy
but here's my number,
I don't have herpes
If you kiss me, I might turn into a handsome prince
or maybe you'll see things you've never seen before. Either way, there's no reason not to kiss me.
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