NO! absolutely not! I will not get off the banana phone
I don't even need all these I already control everything around here
Kee Tee Fone Home
Ohai, hoo dis?
The call of the wild can leave a message. I'm not giving up my Fancy Feast.
Tommy waited all night for his girlfriend to call him back... ...then he realised his phone was actually a TV remote
Kin yu gyz shuddup? I'z awn teh foan!