AI DEMAND MAH WUN FONE CAWL!
iz u gunna call dog?
Hello? No, this isn't dog.
aifinkso u must hab teh rong numbur...
No, you hang up I not got teh fingers.
NO! absolutely not! I will not get off the banana phone
I don't even need all these I already control everything around here
Kee Tee Fone Home
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