You has no messages Trust meh. None.
an aidoanfinkso u eber wil agin.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
THE PHONE RANG WHILE YOU WERE OUT.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
AI DEMAND MAH WUN FONE CAWL!
iz u gunna call dog?
Hello? No, this isn't dog.
aifinkso u must hab teh rong numbur...
No, you hang up I not got teh fingers.
NO! absolutely not! I will not get off the banana phone
I don't even need all these I already control everything around here