no hooman, dis phone not for you
is smart phone
Ur beddur off wid a carrier pigeon to bee honust.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Gif your butt (!) over to Animal Gifs for MOAR cyoot and funneh on loop!
You has no messages Trust meh. None.
an aidoanfinkso u eber wil agin.
THE PHONE RANG WHILE YOU WERE OUT.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
AI DEMAND MAH WUN FONE CAWL!
iz u gunna call dog?
Hello? No, this isn't dog.
aifinkso u must hab teh rong numbur...
No, you hang up I not got teh fingers.