I'm auditioning for a part in the remake of "Farscape"
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Cat looks up startled "She heard a murderer and I didn't"
Watched 1,000 Ways to Die Never does anything ever again
I SLIPPED ON TWO NICKELS AND SLID A SHORT WAYS IT WAS A PARROT-DIME SHIFT
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