What's all this jibber-jabber?
Love cute and funny animal videos? We have a whole site for them!
Laugh and the world laughs with you... They're laughing at the way I laugh.
Compliments? You mean sarcastic insults.
Motion sensor light turns on outside. I'm dead.
BREAK INTO PARANOID PARROT'S HOUSE DON'T MOVE ANYTHING, LEAVE DOOR CRACKED OPEN