Dis strange man tried tu hack yur mail slot
nope, he'z neber coming back here again!!
What? You've never heard of Origami?
We're playing rock, paper, scissors. WTF is that, a gun?
(Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy)
long story short your out of toilet paper
Mebbe if u cud taek care ov ur bizness, dis wudn't happin!
I makes origamis for you. Will have the beautifuls. Trust me.