big ball in sky. hurt eyes. make go away...

ai haytz u, mistur sunbeep!

Sandy was very protective of her tail...ever since that incident with granny and the rocking chair.

sumtiemz visitz frum gramma kan b bery tramatik...

my tenders!!!!

Dis lewked moar fun awn teh internetz!

I once bit a man in Reno just to watch him cry

The pain of a lonely being The solitude of being one I look afar begging but not rude Hoping that I am seeing before the day is done Where in the hell is my cat fud?

I haz a chin rest. I haz a pain in teh butt.

SUDDENLY, GENE REALIZED WHERE HE'D MISPLACED THE FIDDLER CRAB HE HAD BEEN PLAYING WITH