Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
Dat outfit has no pockets for noms.
dat duznt seem bery praktiklol 2 meh...
Not what I'd planned on wearing while I kill you but it'll do.
Pierre loved boating. He just hated the shirts.