You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.

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Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

Dat outfit has no pockets for noms.

dat duznt seem bery praktiklol 2 meh...

Iz gift?

Not what I'd planned on wearing while I kill you but it'll do.

Pierre loved boating. He just hated the shirts.