Well I think I'm pretty darn gorgeous WITHOUT all this crap on!
Whaddaya tink? I buyed him 4 urburfdai.
To be honist, I'z thinkin uv droppping a howse on yu.
Is it just me or do the garden faeries seem more aggressive this year?
90% will say this is cute 10% will punch a hole in the screen
When I want your opinion, I'll read it in your entrails.
Don't bother plucking the petals. I'm pretty sure she doesn't love you.
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