Neighborhood watch. Committee of one.
ai iz teh onlee watcher we needz.
I will take just one!
r u shur dats gonna b enuff treats?
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
1 seat for me an another seat for me
ai fitz, an sew ai sitz.
Not ONE of these cats could answer the riddle. They were totally stumped.
aifinkso ai noez a kitteh hoo cud solv it...
Step 1: Push Frank out the window Step 2: Dial 911 and explain what the dog just did.
teh goggie iz a perfikt scaypgoat!