O, Hai Little help?

OHAI 2 u az well!

Oh, Hai, We aren't finished in here yet. Could you shut the door please? From the other side, KTHANXBAI!

ohai. sum ob yer letter to gammaw iz printid on mai butt.

Ohai--- I hacked your IKEA account

oh hai, aiz jus praktisin mai... ...well...um..not sur akshually

Oh hai. I'll b rite out. Lemme put on my legs.