Who wants a hug?
Rather festive for a ritual offering, but where's the sacrifice?
Doan't yoo want a LIVE present, kitteh?
This sacrificial offering pleases me. I will spare your curtains another day.
AWL HAIL TEH GLORIYUS BASEMENT CAT
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Get rid of the dog and they're yours
aifinkso datz a pwetty gud paymint plan.
Your offering displeases meh. I will consume it, but the portion size, displeases meh.
nekst tiem plz 2 offur bettur!!
therapist kitteh offers massage and ackupuncture