Hello? No, this isn't dog.

aifinkso u must hab teh rong numbur...

It's not that bad... Just do a comb over

but ebery wun iz gunna stayr at meh!

Not in the house!

hao menneh tiemz doez ai haz 2 tel u 2 tayk it owtsied?

It's not easy being green, lavender, aqua, orange, purple, yellow, red and indecisive.

but at leest u iz byootiful!

I Left Something In Your Stocking It's Not Coal

too much neck not enuff turtle

I'm not touching you...