Did you know that The Bullmastiff was a cross of 40 percent Old English Bulldog (not the short, chubby Bulldog of today) and 60 percent English Mastiff for its size, strength and loyalty?
Dis mai impreshon ob Collin Mochrie doin' his impreshon ob a veelowsor raptor.
sesame street is on? not bad.
Meh. Not bad, I guess. But it's pretty elementary. Lemme show ya my octopus riding on a camel bein' chased by a giraffe.