Frankly Scarlet , I don't give a meow .

ur apafee braykz mai hart...

Me? High from sniffing magic markers? Why would you think that?

YOU SIR! REMOVE THIS RIDICULOUS APPLIANCE FROM MY COUNTENANCE AT ONCE!

Nawt until we has wun teh kompetishun!

Wheres my pwingles???

Farley loved his job as model for the new "Just for Men" ginger color.

Hitler Cat annexes Matadonia.