If the Avengers failed, the "kill-em-with-cuteness" approach was all SHIELD had left.
Do we hav enuff tickets? Can I hav sum popcorm I can has baffroom? Can I get a tishoo? If I stick up a foot will sumwun gib us a ride? Will my seat be fluffy? Ar we there yet?
The Dark Knight Rises is out in just a few days, Cheezfrends, and all of us here at Cheez HQ are super excited! Who can't wait? Who's going at midnight? DO YOU WANT TO COME SEE IT WITH ME? WE COULD ALL SHARE SOME POPCORN AND CHOCOLATEY BITS AND CRY TOGETHER WHEN IT ENDS!!!!!!