You gotta be more assertive! When I refused to move, I never expected you to just accept it and iron your stuff on the floor!

There's a bear behind us. There's a bear behind us. There's a bear behind us. OMG! Move your butt. THERE'S A BEAR BEHIND US!

I said, DON'T MOVE MY STOOL!

Sorry Mr. Heymanz, but U hab only 6 weeks to lib on the brite syde, if yoo moov to Lower Alabama, it will seem MUCH longur

I'Z IN MAI PILLOW BUNKER PLOTTIN' MAI NEXT MOVE