i may never see the sun agein tell mother i love her

ai doan wanna dessend teh crevasse!

WELCOME TO THE BONELESS CAT FARM

So does that "step on a crack" thing only work on cement or something? I've been stepping on these all day, and yet - there you stand. Oh wait! Maybe it's 'cause you're not my biological mother.

No, you may not ask my daughter out. She's not allowed to date until she's 3.

NORMAN BATES KITTEH WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET "MOTHER"

HOW TO KNOW When its time to start giving your mother grandchildren.

Mama, are dese mai brains?? Not yet,