*WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?*

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*WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?*
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So does that "step on a crack" thing only work on cement or something? I've been stepping on these all day, and yet - there you stand. Oh wait! Maybe it's 'cause you're not my biological mother.

No, you may not

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No, you may not ask my daughter out. She's not allowed to date until she's 3.

"MOTHER...OH GOD...NO!"

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"MOTHER...OH GOD...NO!"
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NORMAN BATES KITTEH WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET "MOTHER"