monorail cat iz late again
Sumwun call da enjineer!
Monorail cat sevice is down for, ah "repairs", yeah that's it, the track needs "repairs." Do not listen to any rumors about "naps" or "sleeping on the job."
Call teh civul enjineers!
Monorail Cat pulls in for a front end alignment
itz importint 2 alwayz keep ur monorail kitteh in gud condishun!
Monorail civil engineer takes precise measurements for track upgrade. 1 1/2 more smidges tu teh rite wud be perfekt.
Derailing over water is Monorail Cat's worst fear.
Brokn railcat gets ride home for repairs