I gotz 39 cents in change, $1050 in poker chipz, sum pretzels, two pencils and a buk with nekkid ladies in it... Whut was u lukin for again?
Where's mah MONEY BIRCH!!
Iz sowwy! Ai gibs it awl 2 her!
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Money isn't everything, but it ranks right up there with oxygen.
I want a one-way ticket to Tunisia. You know, where Tuna comes from.
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