Get it together, humans! Even monkeys know unequal pay is not cool. NOW SHUT UP AND GIMME SOME GRAPES!
WENT TO THE BANK TODAY TO WITHDRAW MORE TOILET PAPER
Can we just write the pizza guy a CHECK? I only found 75 cents in there... and someplace called "Narnia"...
Hear about the kid who swallowed some coins? He sat on the toilet until quarter past.
Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.