Oh, boo hoo. You cut your leg off and you're bleeding out. You'll come up with any reason not to feed me on time.
itz nawt liek u needed it anywayz...
wow!!! new york must be TINY!
or mebbe u iz jus a rly big kitteh.
Clik heer 2 add a funneh capshun!
They're hard to catch, but very filling.
Farley loved his job as model for the new "Just for Men" ginger color.
Miss July Turn-ons: long walks on a bearskin rug, naps, catnip, sandy litterboxes, naps, tuna, naps, whipping cream.
Turn-offs: doggies, baths, Aunt Bertha, baths, dry cat food, baths, the vet, baths, Big Bird, baths, rocking chairs.
I'm on your porch driving down your property value
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