Kitteh tunnlol. Nawt soh grayt akshully.
kittehz liek tunnelz, nawt IZ tunnelz!
Oh, boo hoo. You cut your leg off and you're bleeding out. You'll come up with any reason not to feed me on time.
itz nawt liek u needed it anywayz...
wow!!! new york must be TINY!
or mebbe u iz jus a rly big kitteh.
Clik heer 2 add a funneh capshun!
They're hard to catch, but very filling.
Farley loved his job as model for the new "Just for Men" ginger color.
Miss July Turn-ons: long walks on a bearskin rug, naps, catnip, sandy litterboxes, naps, tuna, naps, whipping cream.
Turn-offs: doggies, baths, Aunt Bertha, baths, dry cat food, baths, the vet, baths, Big Bird, baths, rocking chairs.