Ai haz a Remoken Troll

I wuz led 2 unnderstand dat in dis game, der would B fish...?

Oh.. you wanted SHALLOTS in the soup? Errm, sorry.

not understanding economics, Charlie went to the bear market and got himself one

I herd sumboddy say dat Cheetahz neber win.

"GIB ME LIVER TREAT OR GIB ME DETH!!"

When I sed git mi sumthing slinky for my birthday, dis iz not whut I meant!