OMG YOU'RE HOME! I'VE MISSED YOU!
I SEE YOU HAVE RETURNED... FEED ME NOW.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
Been missing since Cinco de Mayo. Now we know why.
Ay dios mio.
Where'd they go? They were there yesterday before that car ride!
IT MUSS BE DA SAME KULPRIT AS LASS TIME
where iz mai another eyebrown
mebbe it gawt curld away?
Mai sunbeem been gone berry longtiem. I wunner if he's thinkign bout me?
ai iz shur he wil com bak soon, kitteh.
...and when the kitteh woke up in his bed he discoverd his harbles were GONE!!!